Social Dynamic Enthusiast Gifts

"Typical! The Joneses are the first people in the close to get the flu."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Let's not discuss it."

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Bad Hare Day

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

"Pop-up prison."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."