Social Dynamic Enthusiast Mugs

"Typical! The Joneses are the first people in the close to get the flu."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Let's not discuss it."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Bad Hare Day

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

Shy Man at Party

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"Pop-up prison."

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."