Societal Dynamics Enthusiast Mugs

"Pop-up prison."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Most valuable element.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Abstraction and recognition

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"