Social Dynamic Explorer Mugs

'You're just one of those guys, Neil, that people like more in theory than in practice.'

Club Antisocial

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Larry David

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Silent Body Language

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."