Social Setting Explorer Mugs

Hi, I'm Al Fusco. I assume you're here because you heard that Tuesday is "I wish he'd leave me alone" night. ? ?

Club Antisocial

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Auguste Comte

Larry David

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I really like smart women."

Heaven Has VIP

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Silent Body Language

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."