I wish you'd stop playing hard to get...rid of!
Social Settings Observer Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their sharp social senses—perfect for those who observe everything happening around them.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
The United States of Amazement
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
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