'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'
Social Situation Observer Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug celebrating their sharp social awareness. Perfect for the social situation observer who loves a good laugh and a caffeine boost to interpret human interactions.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"What are you doing?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"God help us, it's that guy."
'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
The United States of Amazement
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
Social Situation Observer Mugs Collection
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