I wish you'd stop playing hard to get...rid of!
Social Settings Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a social settings observer? These thoughtful keepsakes are designed to delight anyone who loves to watch, listen, and understand the dynamics of any gathering. Whether they're the life of the party or the person quietly soaking it all in, our gifts celebrate their unique perspective in style and humor.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
The United States of Amazement
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Social Settings Observer Gifts Collection
Social Settings Observer Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that celebrate the social observer in your life—think witty designs and insightful quotes that make mornings brighter.
Social Settings Observer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that pay tribute to those who love to watch the world go by—adding personality and charm to any room.
Social Settings Observer Prints
Browse our prints that capture the essence of keen social awareness—ideal for decorating spaces with a touch of wit and insight.
Social Settings Observer T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts designed for the observant social butterfly—humorous, clever, and perfect for everyday wear.