Social Dynamics Appreciators Gifts

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Let's not discuss it."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Creative right?'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'