Kingdom Dynamics Appreciators Gifts

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"That's against the rules...."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'I know where you live!'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Bavaria

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'The good news is that I've brought you a new pair of bicycle clips...'

'Did you get the promotion?'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."