Neighborhood Dynamics Appreciator Gifts

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

(Used to be) END.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'My little boy made the sign!'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'