Neighborhood Dynamics Appreciator Pillows

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

(Used to be) END.

'My little boy made the sign!'

'How very Putney!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."