Neighborhood Enthusiasts Pillows

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Middle Age Rage War Arcade Game

"I'm only concerned with the neighborhood economy right now."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Cycle Lane

Neighborhood hygiene

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

2020 vs. 2023

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

'How very Putney!'

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."