Neighborhood Analyst Gifts

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Tommy!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Suburban street.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

The Motherhood

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Autumn Leaves

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Great Urban Sprawl

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'