Neighborhood Dynamics Gifts

'We don't have to keep up with the Joneses any more...They've filed for bankruptcy.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Think of it this way: The democrats and the republicans are like me and Sid next door. We aren't really friendly, but we get along okay. And the tea party is like the crabby guy across the street. . .'

'You know, we've got to remove that trapdoor below the welcome mat someday.'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'They're not the most popular couple in the street.'

"People in the downstairs flat are chief suspects - fed up with his Hitler impersonations."

"That family up the road who you're always trying to keep up with - she's left him."

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Interrupted Shower.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"