Neighborhood Life Gifts

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Take no notice, it's only Harold being sarcastic again."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

The Wentleys. As good as gold.

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'

"I've never known anyone as nosey as you."

'She used to be gagging for it-now she just wants gagging!'

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

"No dogs. No solicitors. No children. No nuthin'. In fact, just go! Go away!"

Interrupted Shower.

'Is your George Henry coming out to plague the neighbours?'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

As luck would have it, the Lafontants and the Murrays found each other endlessly fascinating.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Neighborhood watch"? We don't have a neighborhood watch.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Lemonade Kisses $10.00

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Progress.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?