The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.
Neighborhood Stories Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift that captures the spirit of neighborhood stories? Whether you're celebrating a local hero, a community event, or everyday life in the area, our products bring those stories to life in a fun and heartfelt way. Ideal for residents, community leaders, or anyone who cherishes their local environment, these personalized and humorous items add character and warmth to any home or office. Discover unique gifts that highlight the unique character of neighborhood tales and create lasting memories.
To Nigel's irritation, his next door neighbour already had nuclear capability. . .
$1: Family Secrets
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”
"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"
'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'
Dog says hi to a cat.
'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'
'Do you realize he barked all last night?'
'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'
"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."
Progress.
Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10
'Looks like housing starts are up.'
Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
One giant bark for dogkind.
'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'
"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."
The Life of a Sentient Rock
'Happy Town' See the smiley face?
'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'
Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.
"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"
'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'
The Burbs
"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"
It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.
Interrupted Shower.
"My family clapped louder than your family!"
It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.
"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"
"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"
'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'
'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'
Neighborhood Stories Gifts Collection
Neighborhood Stories Mugs
Interested in more neighborhood-themed gifts? Check out our collection of mugs that capture local stories and community spirit.
Neighborhood Stories Pillows
Find the perfect cozy decor with pillows inspired by neighborhood tales, available in a variety of charming and meaningful designs.
Neighborhood Stories Prints
Bring your walls to life with prints that celebrate neighborhood stories, community pride, and local charm—perfect for any home or office.
Neighborhood Stories T-Shirts
Looking for more ways to showcase local pride? Browse our selection of t-shirts featuring neighborhood stories and community-inspired designs.