Neighborhood Raconteur Gifts

Harmonious neighborhood: Baritone...Soprano...Tenor...Bass

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

One giant bark for dogkind.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

The Burbs

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

Clancy:Survey Question

'How very Putney!'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

How very Colliers Wood