Neighborhood Narrators Gifts

The Burbs

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

One giant bark for dogkind.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

(Used to be) END.

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Blackheath!'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

Clancy:Survey Question