Neighborhood Chronicler Gifts

"Take no notice, it's only Harold being sarcastic again."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

The Motherhood

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Sketchy Neighborhood