Neighborhood Chronicler Gifts

"Take no notice, it's only Harold being sarcastic again."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Suburban street.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Autumn Leaves

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Interrupted Shower.

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs