Neighborhood Narrators Pillows

The Burbs

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

(Used to be) END.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."