Neighborhood Comic Pillows

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

'Borrow my fire extinguisher Gee, I don't know, Ted,,, You still haven't returned the weed-whacker I lent you'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

The Burbs

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Interrupted Shower.

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community