Neighborhood Critic Pillows

Autumn Leaves

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

(Used to be) END.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"We'll always hate Paris."

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Sketchy Neighborhood

Cycle Lane

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighborhood hygiene

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'