Neighborhood Activist Pillows

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

Cycle Lane

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Neighborhood hygiene

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Touring Cyclist

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Centerville.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

An apple core school

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.