Neighborhood Stories Pillows

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

To Nigel's irritation, his next door neighbour already had nuclear capability. . .

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

One giant bark for dogkind.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Progress.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

The Burbs

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Interrupted Shower.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."