Neighborhood Raconteur Mugs

Harmonious neighborhood: Baritone...Soprano...Tenor...Bass

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

The Burbs

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

Clancy:Survey Question

'How very Putney!'

How very Colliers Wood

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.