Neighborhood Newbie Mugs

Clancy:Survey Question

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

New around here?

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Interrupted Shower.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Just Popped Next Door

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

'Can Spot come out and play?'