Neighborhood Newbie Pillows

Clancy:Survey Question

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

New around here?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

The Neighbours from Hell....

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Just Popped Next Door

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."