Neighborhood Nerd Pillows

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

Satellite crashes to earth.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

Clancy:Survey Question

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'How very Putney!'

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'

"Good morning."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

How very Colliers Wood

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'