Neighborhood Nerd Gifts

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Satellite crashes to earth.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

Clancy:Survey Question

'How very Putney!'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"Good morning."

How very Colliers Wood

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable