New In The Neighborhood Pillows

"Hey neighbor! Cold enough for ya...?!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Suburban street.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'What's the neighbourhood like?'

New around here?

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Look, we're getting a recreation centre."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"