New In The Neighborhood Prints

"Hey neighbor! Cold enough for ya...?!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Suburban street.

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'What's the neighbourhood like?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

New around here?

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Look, we're getting a recreation centre."