Neighborhood News Enthusiast Pillows

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

'Gossip now updated every five minutes.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

How very Colliers Wood

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

There goes the neighbourhood.

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."