Neighborhood News Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

'Gossip now updated every five minutes.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

There goes the neighbourhood.

How very Colliers Wood

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

The Committee sees Neighbourhood Watch as a monitoring role.