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'I didn't know he was a drinker until he arrived home sober one day.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

Suburban street.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Motherhood

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Interrupted Shower.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

The Original Information Superhighway

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.