Neighborhood Events T-Shirts

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'John... is that a collar?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Robinia Floribunda

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Snow Plowing

How does she get her grass so green?

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"