Neighborhood Events Gifts

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'John... is that a collar?'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

How does she get her grass so green?

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."