Annual Neighborhood Party Gifts

The Week-Long Party Catering Co.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Absent friends!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'John... is that a collar?'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Interrupted Shower.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

How does she get her grass so green?

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'My neighbors do a lot of backyard grilling.'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'