"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"
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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
Tool Box
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
Picking pastries.
"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."
"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"
“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”
A DIY disaster.
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
"I just..."
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
YONDER...next 347 miles.
''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'
'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''
"I've got a better view on my smart phone."
We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.
'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'
'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'
"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."
"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."
Rent a Room With Hot Water
Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
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