New Neighbor Pillows

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

Neighborhood Welcome Waggin'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

"Don't tell me. Next door's got a new car!"

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"My mom sent me. Can we borrow a cup of bandwidth?"

'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Just Popped Next Door

Good neighbours.

When Tia Carmen says..."A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" it means...she shared her tripe and onion recipe with the new neighbors."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

$1: Family Secrets

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?