Neighbor Pillows

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Always plant trees so that the prevailing wind blows the autumn leaves next door'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."

Progress.

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

Thanks for house sitting!

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Blowing dandelion clock

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

"My husband has started working at home now too"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'How nice in this age of rampant hypocrisy, false promises and hollow platitudes to find something that means exactly what it says.'

"That was our neighbor. He said our WIFI is out and that we need a stronger password."

"Gary had a knee replacement. He replaced it with a cup holder."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Pooper scoppers.

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

Life begins at 60

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'I'm your new neighbour, can I borrow a cupful of money, or even your credit card?'

'Hey, nice invention! -- Can I borrow it?'

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'You should've called first - given me a chance to not be home.'

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"