Neighbor Gifts

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Always plant trees so that the prevailing wind blows the autumn leaves next door'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

Progress.

"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

"Let's swap some cats today."

"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Nice moat. How did you get it past the Kingdom-Owners Association?"

Thanks for house sitting!

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Pooper scoppers.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Life begins at 60

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

"That was our neighbor. He said our WIFI is out and that we need a stronger password."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'How nice in this age of rampant hypocrisy, false promises and hollow platitudes to find something that means exactly what it says.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Blowing dandelion clock

'These beat Facebook friends any time ...'

"My husband has started working at home now too"

"Gary had a knee replacement. He replaced it with a cup holder."

'You left your turn signal on.'