Neighbors Gifts

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

'Whether we find my contact lens or not, I want to thank you all anyway, for becoming involved.'

We need something like this back home between us and the Mittlebeelers!

'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'

Litter Pick

"For the taxes we pay, you'd think our trash could get picked up on time – and by limousine."

"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

Party on the Balcony.

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Did you see who's moving next door!?

Home Improvement

Cut the lawn

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

'Do you mind not talking, chewing, texting, eating snogging and - living.'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'Ahh, here it is now - this should be one in the eye for the Baxters.'

'We can never seem to keep the house clean so we do all our entertaining here.'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Have we made a real effort to know the neighbors?'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"Pardon me, would you mind passing the ketchup?"

"We're not leaving until I find every book we ever gave them."

"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."

"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."

Entering "So, what are your kids doing?" (formerly Brooklyn)

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

"Go wipe you feed on the neighbor's doormat."

"The people on the sidewalk look like angry ants who just had wine spilled on them."