Neighbors T-Shirts

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Whether we find my contact lens or not, I want to thank you all anyway, for becoming involved.'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

We need something like this back home between us and the Mittlebeelers!

Litter Pick

"For the taxes we pay, you'd think our trash could get picked up on time – and by limousine."

'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'

"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Party on the Balcony.

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."

'Did you see who's moving next door!?

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Home Improvement

Cut the lawn

'Have we made a real effort to know the neighbors?'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'Ahh, here it is now - this should be one in the eye for the Baxters.'

'I figure if the neighbours kids are going to play on it, the neighbours kids can help pay for it.'

'Do you mind not talking, chewing, texting, eating snogging and - living.'

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'We can never seem to keep the house clean so we do all our entertaining here.'

The dirt keeps washing down this slope into the yard. We could build a retaining wall. Or plant a thick bed of native grass to hold the soil. Gardens. Or we could just leave it and let nature take its course. What are you guys doing? Discussing bank regulation.

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."