Neighboring T-Shirts

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Can we strike a deal? We'll try not to keep up with you if you try not to keep up with us."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

$1: Family Secrets

"He loves his leaf blower."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Thank you bubbles

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'