Neighboring Prints

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Can we strike a deal? We'll try not to keep up with you if you try not to keep up with us."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."