Neighborhood Relations Prints

"My husband has started working at home now too"

Gardening - burning autumn leaves

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

$1: Family Secrets

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Canape?

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes