Neighborhood Issues Prints

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

Robinia Floribunda

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Interrupted Shower.

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."