Neighbours Gifts

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

$1: Family Secrets

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Thank you bubbles

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'