Neighbor Novice Gifts

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.